I was seventeen years old that day 
I was tryin' to find a woman for my birthday . 
So I made up my mind 
and I didn't waste no time 
and I took my daddy's Caddy down the freeway . 
Had a pocketful of bait 
was gettin' kinda late 
it was bumper next to bumper on the highway. 
Sittin' jammed up tight 
looked over to my right 
I saw a hitch-hikin' baby goin' my way . 

About four years older than me 
the biggest damn woman that I ever did see . 
But it sure didn't seem to matter . 
She made me so crazy 
That I threw my love at her and I scored . 

When I saw her pretty thumb 
I motioned her to come
and she smiled and looked at me a little sideways. 
I said "C'mon jump inside 
we'll take a little ride" 
She said "Alright little man , 
let's go to my place"

About four years older than me 
the biggest damn woman that I ever did see . 
But it sure didn't seem to matter . 
She made me so crazy 
That I threw my love at her and I scored .

But that was long ago 
now there's lot's of things I know 
and there's been a lot of parties - wasn't bad . 
I've learned a lot since then 
but I still remember when 
I got the best piece of cake I ever had . 

About four years older than me 
the biggest damn woman that I ever did see . 
But it sure didn't seem to matter . 
She made me so crazy 
That I threw my love at her and I scored .